January 1, 2004 - in the absence of Mistress Lushuss, we will be keeping an update posting board for you untill we find and bring M.L. back to you. We will be your substitute nesletter so y'all don't getting the dt's.
Jan. 1, 2004
M.L. has to take a little time for herself this year to take care of some, shall we say, medical adjustments. It's coming off! But have no fear, I'll be back, before you know it, ready to take on your pathetic, deviant little screwed-up lives!
M.L. left for Mexico nine months ago for her "special surgery", and has been incommunicado since. We would be concerned for her if we didn't' feel that she was tough enough to take care of herself. We will update y'all as soon as we get a hold of her.
................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
Feb. 28, 2005
Hooray! We've made contact the Mitress herself. It seems that there were some issues with a heinously botched surgical procedure that M.L. recieved. They have decided to scrap the whole concept and start over from the beginning. We urged M.L. to find a nw doctor but she refuses. This one says he'll give her a 10 percent discount this time since he crewed up last time. Everyone cross your fingers for M.L.
................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
April. 02, 2006
Well, so much for marriage. It seems the good doctor/fiance has stolen all of M.L.'s possessions, including her "special" medications, and run for the hills. Unfortunately she has run after him. Unfortunately he runs a hell of a lot faster than her. We feel this is for the best.
................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
Aug. 19, 2005
Today we received a letter from M.L., stating that she has decided to run of with her doctor and get married. She won't tell us where they plan to settle down. Since she still has six years left of her contract with us, we will be sending someone to go and "find" her.
................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
June. 08, 2007
Good News, Mistress Fans! M.L. is on the mend and when he stops screaming, spitting, and swearing, well have her back. She seems eager to get back to the newsletter. After a more than a three and a half year absence, M.L. is ready to go at it.
More Good News! When the newsletter picks up again, we will be impimenting a new feature that was planned for 2004. We will be introducing the "Tard-O-Meter". This is a very accurate and very scientific tool that will be used to rate the "imbecil level" of the correspondant being discussed. How stupid are your problems? Stay tuned to find out!
................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
May 03, 2007
Bingo...Bullseye...Gotcha! We located the Mistress! We found her lying in a gutter in Tijuana, passed out with her dress pulled up over her head and an half-empty syringe buried in her inner thigh. She had a dollar bill sticking out of her.....well her....well, somewhere it didn't belong. She is heading back to the states as we speak. We'll let you know what she has to say just as soon as she comes out of the coma and her jaw is un-wired.
................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
Dec. 24, 2006
We have come across some disturbing photos of M.L. working at a seedy little night club in Tijuana called "El Chupa". It seems she has had some involvement with the donkey shows performed in this establishment. We'll let y'all know when we catch her.
.................................................................P.R. Representative for M.L.
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Puss-Puss wants to know ....What is your Tard-o-Meter Reading?
